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MOAR FIREFOX BOUNCE RATE!

MOAR FIREFOX BOUNCE RATE!

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May 31, 2012
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Don’t ever use a web analyst as a test subject #portal #measure

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April 04, 2012
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Boromir had it right. Nailed it, actually.

Boromir had it right. Nailed it, actually.

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April 02, 2012
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What does a web analyst do? #measure

What does a web analyst do? #measure

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February 15, 2012
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Not on my watch! #measure

Not on my watch! #measure

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October 25, 2011
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What do crop circles, the Bermuda Triangle and Web Analytics have in common? #measure

What do crop circles, the Bermuda Triangle and Web Analytics have in common? #measure

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October 20, 2011
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Your analytics tagging makes Firefox sad #measure

Your analytics tagging makes Firefox sad #measure

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October 15, 2011
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Optimization: contrary to popular belief, it’s not just for everyone #measure

Optimization: contrary to popular belief, it’s not just for everyone #measure

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October 14, 2011
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Old school analytics commentary. Real old school. #measure

Old school analytics commentary. Real old school. #measure

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October 12, 2011
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#Omniture eVars, s.props, @ywebanalytics custom fields, @googleanalytics custom vars, they add up to 151!

#Omniture eVars, s.props, @ywebanalytics custom fields, @googleanalytics custom vars, they add up to 151!

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October 10, 2011
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