Fuck Yeah Analytics

Mar 26

Front row during keynote #AdobeSummit #AdobeSnark

(Source: joeydeangelis, via bulbeuse)

Go home Tetris, you’re drunk

Mar 23

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Mar 21

Make your own TED Talk

Mar 19

What happens at #AdobeSummit stays at… oh who am I kidding… #AdobeSnark #measure

Mar 14

Problem, Firefox?

Mar 11

Dashboards, fuck yeah #measure (thanks @paulbrucepro)

Mar 07

When my manager questions my analysis and I turn out to be right

whatshouldwecallmgmtconsulting:

Feb 01

New assignment: RT this if…

Retweet THIS if you want Jason Thompson (@usujason) to pose in a bikini should he reach his new charity:water campaign goal!

Remember, last time Jason posed in a tutu. He rocks.

Jan 29

Anonymous asked: Why do you hate Webtrends so much?

I don’t. I actually use Webtrends Analytics on a daily basis but sometimes find the reporting capabilities not flexible enough for my business needs.

Then again this issue is not limited to Webtrends: other solutions such as Adobe Omniture or Google Analytics have their limitations.

Rest assured I will mention those other solutions with an equal amount of witty comments, snarkiness and animated GIFs.