Front row during keynote #AdobeSummit #AdobeSnark
(Source: joeydeangelis, via bulbeuse)
Go home Tetris, you’re drunk
Make your own TED Talk
What happens at #AdobeSummit stays at… oh who am I kidding… #AdobeSnark #measure
Dashboards, fuck yeah #measure (thanks @paulbrucepro)
Retweet THIS if you want Jason Thompson (@usujason) to pose in a bikini should he reach his new charity:water campaign goal!
Remember, last time Jason posed in a tutu. He rocks.
Anonymous asked: Why do you hate Webtrends so much?
I don’t. I actually use Webtrends Analytics on a daily basis but sometimes find the reporting capabilities not flexible enough for my business needs.
Then again this issue is not limited to Webtrends: other solutions such as Adobe Omniture or Google Analytics have their limitations.
Rest assured I will mention those other solutions with an equal amount of witty comments, snarkiness and animated GIFs.