January 2011
26 posts
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“Your bounce rate is 90%? Awesome!”
– Expensive full-of-crap web consultant
Jan 31st
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“Pies and donuts for breakfast? - nice! Dunkin’ Donuts? - nah, Excel”
– Disgruntled analysts
Jan 27th
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“If your site goes down, doesn’t your boss yell at you? - Nah, he...”
– Your IT department
Jan 26th
“And make that font 8pt tall, the dashboard needs to be printable on a single A3...”
– A HiPPO
Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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“Every time you submit a boring report, God kills a kitten. Please, think of the...”
Jan 24th
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Tomorrow morning
I’ll be in your dashboard, messing up your corporate strategy
Jan 24th
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More Adobe SiteCatalyst translation fun
It started with the French version of the Mobile device Manufaturers report in Adobe SiteCatalyst: After a little research, it works with other languages too: Spanish: German:  EDIT: i’m being told Hellgrün is German for a shade of green ; close enough to an apple Portuguese: Japanese version works, for some reason: Chinese (Mandarin and Cantonese):
Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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Seth Godin's Silly Rules for Great Graphs →
Where Stephen Few mentions a post by Seth Godin about trolls. Problem? 
Jan 23rd
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
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Jan 19th
Jan 6th
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Jan 6th
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Jan 5th
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Simon's logo. With pie charts. →
Another classic. This Simon guy is for real, apparently.
Jan 5th
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Jan 4th
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Jan 4th
Jan 4th
Jan 4th
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